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DIARY OF A BATTERED WIFE....······....

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DIARY OF A BATTERED WIFE........ Today he hit me again,it wasn't like yesterday or the other days,this time I think I have broken a rib,I am coughing out blood,I can't move a muscle and he is still hitting me,he kicked my belly again, ooooh I think I am dying,I can't breathe,everywhere is dark,it's peaceful,I don't feel anymore pain,it's quiet here.......................... . Someone is touching me, where am I? Judgement day? Everyone here is wearing white? I see medical equipments,do they use that in heaven? My head hurts like hell not that I know what hell feels like tho. But where am I?................. I think the man in white is talking to me, why can't I reply? Oh my God!!!!! Am I dumb? Why can't I respond? Why can't I talk? Why can't I move? Am I in a hospital? What happened? I feel sleepy maybe when I wake up,I'll have answers. ....................... I feel so tired,I'm in pains, I can't move. How did I get

POOR MEN GOT NO RIGHTS TO SEX ==

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POOR MEN GOT NO RIGHTS TO SEX ============================ She put to bed late last year, twins for that matter. They are her seventh, but because she birth twins, she now has eight children altogether. In less than 12 years of marriage, she already has eight children. Okay let me gist you all about this woman and her family a bit..... I don't really know when or how they moved to my area in Eko, but I just started seeing this woman all of a sudden roasting plantain and yams on a very busy road in my area. My bestie(we both run the same business then) resides and runs a business on that road, so I frequent that road. I am a plantain lover, I don't think there is anyone who loves plantain as much as I do, but then I am sure almost every Nigerian loves plantain. So you need to understand how elated I was when I saw a young woman roasting plantains and yams near my besties shop.....(At least I won't be eating all those yeye ofe-akwu-rice from the only mama-put s

Society

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Ok... YOU MIGHT GET ANGRY AFTER READING THIS... When a woman cheats on her husband(commits adultery), and then uses the money she gets from the "cheating" to cook for him, or after the cheating and she gets to have sex with her husband... It invokes a spirit known as EKPO NKA-OWO .... This is found in some families in AkwaIbom state... Its also in other states...like Edo, and some Yoruba states.. I think in Yoruba land, its called MAGUN. Where the manhood of the man gets stuck in the veejayjay of the woman... My cousin told me of her friend's elder brother that died as a result of his wife's infidelity... Ok, this is how it happened, For 6years or more, his man had been a regular patient in different hospitals.. He would have swollen stomach for months, surgical operations were carried out but there was no improvement.. He would seem fine, when he's discharged, after a month or 2months he's been rushed back to the hospital.. This went on fo

Death on the Bakken shale

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Death on the Bakken shale Fault Lines Fault Lines investigates why North Dakota 's oil boom has seen the highest worker fatality rates in the US. The United States is now the world' s largest oil and gas producer. North Dakota is now producing more than a million barrels of oil a day . Ten years ago there were fewer than 200 oil - producing wells in the Bakken . Now there are more than 8,000 . The rapid pace of development has made North Dakota the state with the lowest unemployment rate in the nation , but the boom has brought with it a serious problem : It has the highest worker fatality rate in the nation. Fault Lines spent six months investigating safety risks in North Dakota 's oil fields and uncovered a dark side to the boom - the human cost. Why are so many dying and who should be held responsible ?

News : shots fired outside of US vice president's home

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No injuries reported after multiple gunshots fired from vehicle while Joe Biden was not present at Delaware house . Multiple gunshots have been fired from a vehicle near the home of US Vice President Joe Biden in the US state of Delaware , the US secret service has said. Biden and his wife were not at home at the time of the shooting on Saturday night and no injuries caused by the incident were reported . His home in the city of Wilmington is several hundred metres from the main road where the shots rang out. Authorities were searching outside the Biden residence and nearby houses to determine if any rounds hit anything. US secret service spokesman Robert Hoback said the shots were fired at about 8: 25pm on a public road outside the secure perimeter near the home. Secret service personnel heard the shots , saw the vehicle drive past the home at a high rate of speed and flee the scene. About 30 minutes later , an individual in a vehicle tried to pass a county police offic

Society

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I just read the story of a woman that died from resulting injuries from being beaten by her husband... She got married November 2013 and died early this year... It made me remember my year 1.. It was 8pm, and lots of hostel girls were outside.. Some were seen hanging out with their boyfriends and displaying public affection.. Others were buying food from sellers etc... This very beautiful girl was badly beaten by her boyfriend.. He tore her cloth, tore her bra, tore her pant, pulled out his belt and flogged her without mercy and next thing he was seen taking his boxers down to have sex with her and the "mumu" girl was still standing there and she was even positioning her yansh for the sex... Chei pacman pacman pacman squint Someone informed the school security men what was happening and they dragged the guy/man, instead for this girl to be happy she was saved from the public humiliation, she was crying, begging the men to leave her because she was at fault... W

Economy: Fuel price now 87 naira per litre

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Nigerian Government Reduces Price Of Gasoline, Petrol Now N87 Per Liter President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria last night approved reduction in the price of gasoline from N97 ($0.52) to N87 ($0.47) per liter . The announcement, generally perceived as a political stunt, meant that Nigerians will pay less per gallon of gasoline. Nigeria’s minister of petroleum resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke broke the news to journalists at the State House. President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria last night approved reduction in the price of gasoline from N97 ($0.52) to N87 ($0.47) per liter . The announcement, generally perceived as a political stunt, meant that Nigerians will pay less per gallon of gasoline. Nigeria’s minister of petroleum resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke broke the news to journalists at the State House Below is the full statement from Nigeria's Petroleum minister: As you may be aware, there has been a lot of volatility in the oil market in the past few months and due to

Society

My 14yrs old neighbor is pregnant.. She had morning sickness just like its done in Nigerian movies and her mother was watching her... Next thing, She used that "turning garri stick'' and hit her on the head.. She let out a loud cry... Her mum screamed who got you pregnant? I was interested in that part because I knew who the possible suspect is but I just wanted to confirm.. So I sat down with my video recorder on, ready to capture this "epic moment' And yes, it was indeed him... I laughed so hard! And then I entered my room... She has been beating the girl, calling her names, threatening fire and brimstone on the young man.. Lemme take you back a little.. This girl is a typical example of a young girl that has the physique of a full grown woman.. She's still in JS 2, but because of her body and the advances made by men, she grew too old for her age.. I noticed the sweet young girl that was always saying "Uncle, good morning! Uncle,

Society

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Written by Jessy I met an idiot yesterday.. So here's what happened... Last year August when I was still working, I met this dude at the bank. He complimented my outfit and felt he needed to see more of it. So we exchanged contacts and I headed home.. I got home as my house was close by.. He asked we hung out. I told him I was stressed and couldn't make it. He said he was taking me out by inviting me to his house and he requested I come with my pyjamas(night gown) as I would be sleeping over.... "You gotta be kidding me" I screamed. "Hohoho" №, I'm not. I want to spend the night with you. I ended the call and barred his line immediately.. This was last year... Yesterday, someone was screaming "Shalewa" "Hello, pretty Shalewa" I wasn't Shalewa so I wasn't bothered.. I kept walking and someone tapped me on the shoulder, I flipped my hair ( ) and guess who????? The douchebag of last year.. "Hi, whatsup

Relationships

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I was 16years old when I first fell in love.. Yea then, it was love to me because I was Cinderella and he was my Prince Charming... I was more convinced he was my missing rib because my mum acted like the typical Nigerian mum of protecting her child from wolves..(But then I didn't see it that way) and I didn't want to let go because lots of ppl were against OUR love... Stupid me then As time passed, I was able to understand my "supposed" prince charming saw me as one of his "Lab Rats" I got older, and I fell in love AGAIN.. (So I thought ) I was 20 ... It was perfect, he was my soul-mate.. Knowing my mum wouldn't have any of that, I didn't tell her.. So I kept "mum" But this soul-mate just wasn't my soulmate because along the line, we fell out of love... Sad love I was 21, I met another someone who to me was the bestest.. I had butterflies in my tummy just thinking about this person.. I was happy... I glowed..

World observer: Have You Seen The Daughter of The King of Saudi Arabia?

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Don’t be surprised, but the daughter of the King of Saudi Arabia is a beautiful, modern woman, who doesn’t mind going out in public wearing only a scarf on her head and showing a bit of her hair! Adlah bint Abdullah bin Abdel Aziz Al Saoud, is a modern women, who calls for the freedom of women and who believes that “Al Niqab” is more of a tradition, while the scarf is more of what Islam calls for! Adlah sat in for an interview with the French newspaper “Le Figaro” and shared her views about marriage, Hijab, work for women and social media. Adlah is an active woman in Saudi Arabia. She participates in welcoming foreign delegations, she attends plays and events, she poses for photos with young women and men. Adlah sees that there’s a real problem with underage marriages and calls for setting the rules straight and setting an age for marriage. She also sees no problem in women and men working side by side, as long as there’s mutual respect and laws that indict harassment. What do

Health and Science : The paleo diet: Should you eat like a caveman?

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The problem with modern diets is that they rely too heavily on modern, processed foods. If only we emulated the eating habits of our paleolithic predecessors, we’d be healthier and less obese. That’s the premise of popular “paleo” diets. “We are Stone Agers living in the Space Age,” writes Loren Cordain in his book “ The Paleo Diet: Lose Weight and Get Healthy by Eating the Foods You Were Designed to Eat .” “Nature determined what our bodies needed thousands of years before civilization developed, before people started farming and raising domesticated livestock,” writes Cordain, a professor emeritus at Colorado State University. The paleo diet consists of meat from grass-fed animals, fish, fruit, vegetables, eggs, nuts, seeds and olive oil, along with plant-based oils such as walnut, flaxseed, avocado and coconut. The diet forbids grains, cereals, legumes (such as beans and peanuts), potatoes, salt, dairy products, processed foods and refined sugars. “The idea is to t

News : Two more girl suicide bombers hit North Nigerian town

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Two more girl suicide bombers hit north Nigeria town Boko Haram believed to be behind latest in a wave of attacks featuring children fitted with explosives as President Jonathan Goodluck prepares for elections next mont. Full story here

Falling prices: Nigeria oil revenue dips by N77bn on january 13, 2015

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Continuous decline in the price of crude oil has caused Nigeria to lose as much as N77.2 billion from oil revenue in one month, according to data obtained from the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN. Specifically, the CBN in its October 2014 Economic Report, disclosed that oil revenue for the month dropped by 14.11 per cent to N470 billion from N547.2 billion recorded a month before. similarly, non-oil revenue also declined by N11.1 billion or 3.9 per cent from N284.6 billion in September 2014 to N273.5 billion in October. As a result, gross federally-collected revenue depreciated by 10.6 per cent or N88.2 billion from N831.8 billion in September to N743.6 billion in October. Giving a breakdown of gross oil revenue components for October, the CBN stated that crude oil/gas sales dropped to N117.8 billion from N160.4 billion recorded in the previous month, while domestic crude oil/gas sale appreciated by N6 billion or 6.4 per cent to N99.6 billion from N93.6 billion recorded in

Humanity Against The Narcissists Of Death By Wole Soyinka

Our predicament is universal, and this is what we have stressed from the very beginning. The nature of religious zeal that would routinely maim, kill, or enslave the object of its proselytizing – that sometime euphemism for brainwashing – rather than let it thrive and contribute to humanity from within his or her limitations and uncertainties, from within its questions or skepticism, a mental cast that equates the mere absence of exhibitionist ardour or rigid conformism with impiety and apostasy, punishable by death or mutilation, is no different, in effect, from the tyrannical temper of the political dictator of any age. Click here to read more

Painful Divorce: A must read!!

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When I got home that night my wife served dinner. I held her hand and said, "I've got something to tell you." She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking about divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, "Why?" I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, "You are not a man!" That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore, I just pitied her. With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it to pieces. The w

Sports

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The making of Cristiano Ronaldo: how the 2014 Ballon d'Or winner grew to be the best in the world Find out here ·····

How to raise successful Children

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How to raise successful Children - Read the advice from parents lucky enough to know here

Society: SETTLEMENTS

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I was gisting with my friends yesterday evening, they were both married and both from my maternal home town, when the topic "SETTLEMENT" popped into our gist. I don't know about other tribes in Nigeria, but SETTLEMENT has been going on in the Igbo nation since the days of our mothers and fathers. My dad's cousin(my uncle) once saw a girl during the usual Xmas period, he liked her and asked her to marry him. She accepted, and he paid her bride price, then traditional marriage took place immediately during the next Easter. We were all happy for my uncle when he brought her to visit us with protruding stomach, which means she conceived immediately. Time to give birth came, and she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, but she was extremely fair, so fair that my uncle began to doubt the paternity of the child. My uncle is dark in complexion, his side of my father's family; they are all dark. His mum(my dad's aunt) is dark in complexion and also married his

Mobile phones

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Ok...few days ago on my way back from the village, The chick that sat beside me in the vehicle I boarded was pinging all through the long journey, she seemed to be enjoying herself cos she was smiling and bumping her head to the music playing from her head phone while pinging with her smart phone...Big girl feeling fly...she pinged for hours till her battery was flat and the phone switched off...Then she sighed 'ohhh Goddd'..... I could tell she was a 'jjc'...She needed directions to get to her destination. Of course she had to make phone calls but as dumb as she was, she already drained her phone's battery... Then She began to beg passengers for their phones. She was like..."Aunty borrow me ur phone maa use call my people", Aunty borrowed...20 mins later, "Uncle where we dey? Abeg borrow me ur phone, I no sabi road...Maa call my family". I was getting pissed. I just dey look am dey wait make my turn reach to beg for my own phone, As if s

Movies

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Society: Back in the days

When I was young(primary school) I was always speaking "pidgin" I rarely spoke English Language though I did well in my English homework / classwork... When my mum spoke to me in English, I would reply in pidgin.. She never complained.. So one day, a neighbor called his daughter and she answered "yes daddy, I'm coming" unlike me that would have answered "I dey come" My mum called and sat me down, "look at your age mate, and you are even older than her, just hear her good English" I was hurt, it pained me... I went inside, cried a little and promised to turn out great... Look at me now... I still yarn in pidgin if it calls for it, but I speak very good English now(I think so ) I'm not the best writer, but I know I write what people would understand... If mum hadn't yarbed/scolded me when she did.. Who knows???? I'm outta here!

Society

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YOU MIGHT GET TOO SENSITIVE AFTER READING THIS, IN CASE YOU WANT TO "insult" IGNORE!!! I went with my roommate to the ATM in school with high hopes, I just got an alert of N3000 .. I was super excited, feeling like the richest guy in the world.. I saw a long queue, let's say about 10ppl before me. As usual students were acting impatient.. "E № concern me, as far as say I go withdraw this money, № wahala" I thought happily ... The guys/girls that wanted to withdraw from the ATM would cover the screen of the ATM, hiding their pins and even hiding the amount they want to withdraw.. I wasn't bothered, I think people that do that are from another planet This girl was in front of me, she was just touching her tablet and wasn't sending anyone, when it got to her turn... She didn't put up the drama made by others, She was free, punched in her pin and next to "Inquiry" Her account balance almost made my eyes pop out of its socket..

Society

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It's like this... Be beautiful and light-skinned and that's an automatic gate ticket to marrying a rich billionaire... This is Dabota Lawson, a 24yr old lady, former Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria... She recently got married to a rich old billionaire and now she's enjoying the good life... Trust me, older men sure know how to take care of their woman... I'm sooo proud of her... And as usual, she's called names for getting married to her father's age mate... Ehn (So??? ) What will it profit Dabota if she marries a young man and she's not chopping life? Hehehehehhehehehehe... # richOldMenRocks That's why I love my Olusegun Obasanjo Lol. Written by Jessica

Society

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It's like this... Be beautiful and light-skinned and that's an automatic gate ticket to marrying a rich billionaire... This is Dabota Lawson, a 24yr old lady, former Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria... She recently got married to a rich old billionaire and now she's enjoying the good life... Trust me, older men sure know how to take care of their woman... I'm sooo proud of her... And as usual, she's called names for getting married to her father's age mate... Ehn (So??? ) What will it profit Dabota if she marries a young man and she's not chopping life? Hehehehehhehehehehe... # richOldMenRocks That's why I love my Olusegun Obasanjo Lol. Written by Jessica

Society

The height of hypocrisy I read from Nigeria pages and groups daily is enough to freeze hell in one day. A very young naive girl will fall pregnant and come on Facebook pages or groups to seek advises, and the only advise you would be reading is "PLEASE DO NOT ABORT YOUR BABY". I just read about a young girl of 16years old who was date raped by three of her classmates, and she is confused about what to do. She never told anyone about being raped, but after some weeks she found out she was pregnant. No one offered her advise on how to bring the little rascals who raped her to book, they were all advising her to keep the baby..... (Hypocrites!). I am not in support of abortion, and I am not opposing it either. But I am very much against hypocrisy surrounding it. Why guilt trip a young girl because she is pregnant and in your opinion the baby might become a president tomorrow, and what if he or she ends up becoming a nuisance to the society? All thes

Society:

How Many Presidential Jets Are Enough For A Child That Grew Up With No Shoes? By DR M.K Hassan. In the 2015 budget submitted to the National Assembly as reported by media outlets, Mr. President with penchant for buying executive jets for his own personal leisure, did not disappoint us. He has a 400 million naira budget item as deposit for trade-in for a brand new executive jet. In the 2015 budget submitted to the National Assembly as reported by media outlets, Mr. President with penchant for buying executive jets for his own personal leisure, did not disappoint us. He has a 400 million naira budget item as deposit for trade-in for a brand new executive jet. It is no wonder that the Presidential Air Fleet has more modern and functioning airplanes than the whole aircrafts of  Nigerian Air Force (NAF) put together. In this time of insecurity, Nigerians deserve to know why this administration has failed to deal with Boko Haram before the elections so tha

Sagging

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Ermmm, sorry If you still do this shid, "sagging" and you are above 18years... You are just another irresponsible fella.. And oh! Davido, Wizkid and the famous people that do this are irresponsible too... Sagging started in US Prisons.. Because prisoners had № belt... I wonder why a right thinking guy would do this... This ain't about you feeling fly and showing your dirty boxers ... Something is seriously wrong with your head...

Politics

I never thought a day will come in Nigeria politics were shots will be fired at opponents... I only saw this in Hollywood, where the other parties dig up scandals, photoshop some nasty pictures, and create jingles so as to knock other opponents... This is just wrong.. Today, its Doyin.. Next its Reno.. Next its Reuben Abati... Now this???? This a tweet from Asari.. "An old, №-qualification, kunu drinking, hausa/fulani cattle rearer, or A YOUNG VIBRANT AND A QUALIFIED PHD HOLDER" If you ask me, The supposed "young vibrant and qualified Phd holder" is not any better... This man, the supposed young vibrant buohahaha is not fit to even be a local councillor... For God's sakes, what can he boast of doing??? I'm so pissed... That doesn't mean Buhari is better sha Just saying

Society: Wrong marriages!

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I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS AFTER READING THIS!!!!!!! I found out a certain tribe during festive season, would go to the village in search of a husband/wife... God! This tribe believes, their potential husbands will come from abroad, and then pick their potential wives... It's funny because they take this serious Number 1 reason why most of the marriages today are NIGHTMARES Lemme get this, A lady (ripe for marriage) would leave all the guys in the place she is and then match to her village in search of a special potential husband... This is what happens, since its what she wants, she would try to be on her "Best Behavior" .. Considering she wants to hold down a man, she will start walking from one end of the street to the other, expecting a man with a car to stop her.. The men in question(the serious ones ready for marriage) would also try to be on their "best behavior" but sometimes, since they are "males" and m