Davetula Konsult

Inside Asiedua’s Chest - My divorce a day after my wedding day Yes I am seeking divorce already! We met about a year ago at a friend’s birthday party. We started off by exchanging numbers then became friends few weeks after we met. On a dinner date one cozy night, Joojo Bentil asked me to be his wife. I laughed very loud. Then I said to him, “But you barely know even my name, and I do not know if your name is what you say it is.” “I see in you all the qualities of the perfect wife I have been praying to meet,” he said with conviction and an obviously lump in his throat. He swallowed hard. I smiled. Then he asked “will you be in a relationship with me, please”? This time, I didn’t think twice, I just said yes. You know why? I had waited too long for that. You have no idea the things I imagined when he refused to let go of my hands after the introduction. Do you remember the things you did in the first two months of ...

PART 2 » . Poowww !!! Was that a slap?... Or what? "How could you, Uche?,, What do you take me for,,, a whore?,,, Is this same the same Uchenwa that I got married to?,,, What has come over you?" .. Lizzy wondered, questioning him mournfully,,, as tears filled up her eyes,,, and soon enough, a blink started to shed all of it off her eyes... Uche just sat down there, still holding his cheek, perturbed with what just transpired. This is the first time his darling wife would ever lay his hands on him. What a time to be beaten !!! He couldn't hold back either,,, Uche started crying too. Struggling with his breathe in a way that seems to portray a very broken spirit. Lizzy could now see what she has done - A very big mistake, indeed. Uche looked up to her and asked her why they should still be couples when it was clear that no child was ever going to come their way. "Lizzy, can't you just get it?,,, I'm sterile,,, I can never be able to mak...

. PART ONE » . Standing in front of his big mirror, Dan could see with full admiration, how the new Senators' suit fits into his body. Such beauty and glamour... He was indeed, so grateful to his last born son, Ekene. Though a Jambite who made him proud recently with his result, Ekene remained an enterprising young man whose skills in computer repairs and engineering ensured that money was always in his pocket. Dan would always look at Ekene and smile. Ekene is a true son of his father. . While still turning around to have better view of the suit, he heard a knock on the door. His best friend Uchenwa had arrived yet again. Dan wished he has a better news this time from the doctor. Just a wish... "I can't continue to be taking these same drugs forever, Dan,,, I thought you said it was going to be different, see... His drugs prescription are in no way different from that of others"... Uchenwa complained, showing Dan the paper scribbled with name ...

Ok. I was at my 2nd family house and my 16years old step brother had his 15years old girlfriend come over. After 30mins, I saw that the atmosphere kinda changed, and before I knew it, he kissed her on the lips. I wasn't comfortable, so I excused myself. They needed privacy. And being an open minded big Aunt, I gave them that. . . Forget their ages, I don't feel comfortable staying in a room or a place where 2 lovers clearly need their moment. (Well, except of course I want to do wickedness). I don't like seeing my friends kiss, I simply excuse myself. I believe, newly married couples also need that privacy for like 2years at most. In that 2years, they must have had all the sex they will never have when kids and extended family start coming in and disturbing them. . . So, my elder bro just got married and it's been going smoothly for them. None of my family members have gone to sleep over at their place or go to borrow money or things. I like that!...

Umm, First temptation…..*It was empty* As we entered and the lift closed…. There was this feeling that something was going to happen… but how? If anything is going to happen, I don’t even know how to put the lift on hold…. As I was contemplating on whether to approach her or not…. I remembered what she just did…. She just had an abortion…. It wasn’t like I was against the abortion…. But the thought of killing a being inside her and blood coming out of her core just turned me off totally.. To the lowest minimum. We got out of the elevator…. And headed down the hallway… to our room…. It was a double room well- furnished to taste. We got inside, dropped our bags… Nolly went to the shower straight…. I put on the TV to enjoy some football highlights… I slept off in about 30minutes. I woke up with Nolly’s hands on my chest.. She was probably still deep asleep....

Fast forward, a day to the wedding, everyone was in the mood, just couldn’t wait to get the whole thing done, wow, i’m getting married soon. Finally, the day is almost here. It was a joyous mood that day not until the bloody son of a gun showed up in the house, totally drunk. It was late in the evening, my stepfather came home late that day so i quickly warmed his dinner while he was in the room, i was in the kitchen with Alero warming and serving the food, then we heard a knock on the door, who could that be at this time of the day? Me: Who is that at this time?…. Alero go and check who is at the door Alero: Yes ma Alero quickly went to check who was at the door, within few seconds she came back looking scared. Alero: Madam na Uncle Daniel Me: Who? Alero: It is Uncle Daniel that is knocking, e be like say he’s drunk I was surprised, what could he be doing here? We don’t want him in this house anymore. I told her not to open the door fo...

I just can’t take ignore or abandon him, i just have to help me, not me tho, i instructed Alero to help him to his room and clean the mess, he can sleep for the night. So disgusting, he kept saying rubbish as he was being held upstairs to his room, so irritating, the whole house was smelling. My stepfather didn’t know what was going on cos he was asleep already, i took his food to his room. I woke him up to have his food, he woke up, eating his food on the bed. Me: That your son is a pain in the neck Stepfather: Why did you say so? Me: He’s back, he’s in his room Stepfather: Daniel is in this house? He was upset… Me: He was so drunk sef, he vomitted in the sitting room, the whole house is smelling. Stepfather put his food away… Stepfather: Daniel? Immediately, he got up, angry…. Me: What do you want to do? Stepfather: I’m sending him out this house, instead him to come back and apologize, instead he came bac...

Dear Everyone, Let's talk about why you pretend when SeX is involved. . . I first gave my life to Christ (born-again) when I was in primary 5. It lasted for only a week and I went back to the world. . . Well, the main reason why I gave my life to Christ was because I had exams. And because I wanted to pass my exams, believing Jesus will help me if I was his child, I gave my life to him. In that 1 week, I steered clear from bad thoughts. In that 1 week I gave freely without holding back, I smiled even when it seemed I was going to get angry, and when I knew I'd cuss someone, I quickly cleared my thoughts. . . I read and read and I passed with the first position and ermmm, I went back to the world . If you vex me, because I couldn't cuss out, I'd cuss you in my mind and then smile. . . I've been born again like 10times in the past, 9 times were because of exams and the last one was because I had a dream where I saw rapture. Oh mehn! Wasn...

For Ladies... . . A female's best friend is a very good brassiere. ‪#‎ bra‬ as I call it and ‪#‎ braz‬ as some swaggerish females love to call it. A good bra helps in giving our boobies the perfect full and well- rounded shape that drives men crazy.(Well, sometimes until it's taken off grin emoticon ) . . A good bra helps in giving most clothes we wear good fittings. . . A good bra holds our boobies from bouncing up, down, left and right when we are jogging or running for our dear lives (thieves or rape or for running sake ). . . There are many advantages of a good bra. But do you also know that brassieres can be hell most times? . . I have perky boobs, this I'm very proud of. Most times, I go to classes without a bra. You won't know smile emoticon I feel free and relaxed. When you wear a very tight bra, apart from it giving you a good look, it makes you not being able to breathe. . . Ladies, know this. . . Ever worn a very tight bra...

He had decided to go hunting on his own, his friend having called earlier in the day that he would be occupied with office work. Good riddance as far as he was concerned. His friend seemed to like these night excursions a little too much. Even though it was true that he was the one that did the killing, he didn’t really relish it. As far as he was concerned he didn’t have a choice, he had to feed the beast in him otherwise he would go berserk and totally lose control. He had seen it happen to his grandfather. His grandfather had suffered the curse but had managed it admirably. Grandfather fed on a lot of cooked meat and all was well until one day in his youth when he was involved in a fight and accidentally tasted human blood. After that episode the beast had become voracious and cooked meat no longer satisfied it. Grandfather had tried to suppress the urge by feeding on raw goat meat and drinking its blood. At first it had worked but then the beast’s appetit...