Davetula Konsult

By Princess Nsikak 18 + . . . So this guy invited you to his house. Let's call him your crush. You like him and must have been dying for him to notice you at least. . . He calls and out of excitement you hurriedly rush to his house. But before you do, you went to the toilet to pee without using tissue paper or baby wipes to clean up. You wear your pants and head over to his house. . . Konji things started happening and as you take off your pants, the room's air changed. The air is so bad, his manhood greeted the ground immediately. . . You know, the urine doesn't have a pleasant smell. It stinks ‪#‎sometimes‬ especially if you hold it for long. Now imagine the urine having little drops on your pants. Plus the tight trousers you wear. . . Ladies, you do realize it's very important to clean yourself after you visit the ‪#‎ladies‬  that's how oyinbo call it. Ok! Toilet . . When you pee, do use tissue paper. To me, Baby Wipes is better. It c...

Many Nigerians are guilty of this! . . I ‪#‎USED‬ to have this very good friend. Known him for 5years, though we were on an on and off friendship relationship meaning he ‪#‎was‬ a friend. We did all things together. We ate together. Hung out most times. His friends knew me. My friends knew him. It was cool. We got closer last year, towards the year ending. He frequently came down to PH to see me. He would come down and leave the same day. We will just ate, play, gist and then he's back to his base, another state. . . This year Feb. I saw new photos of him on BBM. New environment, new faces, different skin colors and project things. I checked his BBM profile and instead of the Nigerian flag, I saw UK flag. I checked Facebook, his profile had been updated and there were few changes like Masters at ‪#‎so_so‬ University. How come the changes and I had no idea? . . You see, I said nothing. I acted like I didn't see anything. I turned a blind eye. I stopped liking his p...

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Tunde was so gladdened to have Titilayo's number. It wasn't an easy ride. Titilayo never showed that she wanted to give him her number. To Tunde, She may just be pretending. Who knows? But it doesn't matter again. Beautiful Titilayo would soon be his'. At least, he believed so... . On phone, Tunde sounded sweet. He requested for them to meet, telling her that he likes her a lot. Titilayo insisted that it must be in an eatery. Tunde is broke, but he got a place he can borrow. "No problem, dear,,, ‪#‎TweeterBite‬ would be just perfect.",,,, He aserted. . The D-day came for the date, Titi was in her element. No, she didn't come with any of her friends, but you can say, they may have accompanied her in spirit.lol . She ordered for anything "order-able". Tunde only borrowed 5k for the date. Oh poor Tunde !!! As Titilayo kept on ordering... Tunde was busy calculating the worth of each drink and snacks, as he continually prayed ...

By Princess Nsikak . . I had just finished my junior WASSCE exams and was feeling already on top of the world, like a big girl of course. Having begged mom and dad to please let me go to Ajah to stay with my favorite cousin. . . It was the first time I'd be allowed to stay away for more than 10hours with someone that wasn't them, my parent are over protective like that. This time, I'd be staying for weeks, crazy feeling I tell ya. . . I was the new girl in the block. Fortunately, there were boys my age there. I took over the other girls and I became their enemy, 'wetin concern me?'  There was a group of rich kids then that had young girls like me drooling. Chei! These boys were ‪#‎faaaaaaain‬. I think the killer there was having to see 6 fain boys all at once, they dressed neatly and had british accent, products of British International School. Well sha, I was tripping and wanted one of them, just one. . . You know, these boys had style. They know t...

X-RATED . . . You have a boyfriend but still go over to another man's house. Yes, you don't expect sex but you shaved your pubic hairs. He welcomes you, offers you seat, then beverages or if he's one of those guys that cooks, he cooks for you noodles garnished with eggs and chicken, and if you are like me, you want a big bottle of Pepsi. . . Then he plays a movie. He will never play you an action movie like 24 or Avengers. He plays a romantic movie. Fifty Shades of Grey is perfect. His mind ain't there. He's watching you. And you, in all your mumuness, you are giggling and awwwing. He's listening. When it's a kissing scene, he looks at you and smiles, he's watching your body movement. He's seeing that you are enjoying the kissing scene. . . By now, you must have awwwwed and made a comment on the scene. He moves closer and touches your hair. You giggle and say nothing. Maybe if you had rebuked him, he would stay on his lane but you d...

By Princess Nsikak. HILARIOUS . . . Back then in Lagos, I was still in primary school. When classmates beg Onyinye for her 'Egg'. Her serious reply would be 'sharing her egg means her child won't be whole' and we all believed her. Even in the compound, mothers rarely shared their eggs (the egg we eat o) for fear of having a child that's deformed or not complete. Funny thing is, we (I inclusive) believed it. As I got older, I came to the conclusion they didn't just want to share their eggs with anyone or maybe, just maybe they were made to believe that sharing their eggs would actually lead to an incomplete child, you know? . . After watching Karashika back then, I'd be scared to sleep alone in my room. I'd even run out as soon as the power is off, I'd stay out till one of my parents came back from work. So these kids in the compound told me if I didn't want witches to chase me, I should put salt always in my bathing water. This the...