Society : To All The Nigga's Getting Played!

Tunde was so gladdened to have Titilayo's number.
It wasn't an easy ride.
Titilayo never showed that she wanted to give him her number.
To Tunde,
She may just be pretending.
Who knows?
But it doesn't matter again.
Beautiful Titilayo would soon be his'.
At least, he believed so...
.
On phone, Tunde sounded sweet.
He requested for them to meet, telling her that he likes her a lot.
Titilayo insisted that it must be in an eatery.
Tunde is broke, but he got a place he can borrow.
"No problem, dear,,, ‪#‎TweeterBite‬ would be just perfect.",,,, He aserted.
.
The D-day came for the date,
Titi was in her element.
No, she didn't come with any of her friends, but you can say, they may have accompanied her in spirit.lol
.
She ordered for anything "order-able".
Tunde only borrowed 5k for the date.
Oh poor Tunde !!!
As Titilayo kept on ordering...
Tunde was busy calculating the worth of each drink and snacks, as he continually prayed that it doesn't exceed the 5k he was with.
Oh Lawd!

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"I want you to be my girl",,, was Tunde's high point on the date.
Yes, they had a sweet chat, but he wants a sweet romantic relationship.
Well,
Titi would need 3 days to think about it.
She was all smiles as she promised to relate with him for an answer to his request.
.
Then finally, they were about to go...
Tunde paid and luckily, the whole expenses was #3,960.
When Titilayo saw the balance, she immediately made one final request.
A take-away for her friends.
Tunde needed to be a nice guy, so the request was granted.
The total expenses now is #4,750.
He is expecting an answer for his request na,,, he can't afford to mess it all up.
Oh Tunde !!!
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The first day went with both speaking on phone and smiling.
Of course, Tunde made the call.
The second day,
Tunde called Titi in order to get her answer to his request.
.
"Oh sorry dear, I actually cannot date you now. I have a boyfriend that I love so much and I don't want to cheat on him,, and besides, I don't double-date"
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That was the bomb-shell that landed on Tunde's ears as he held the phone to his ears, speechless and frozen.
*He still hasn't paid his 5k debt...
*And he is not having Titi, afterall...
*What a Loss !
*What a fruitless adventure !!!
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Every lady has once in her lifetime, played Titi... Smh
Lesson learnt by Tunde;
Women no longer have "Weak No"...
If you insist after they tell you NO,
THEM GO CHOP YOU TROWAY THE BONE.Lmao
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A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL THE TUNDE'S IN THE HOUSE !!! hehe..

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