Relationships : X-rated
X-RATED
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You have a boyfriend but still go over to another man's house. Yes, you don't expect sex but you shaved your pubic hairs.
He welcomes you, offers you seat, then beverages or if he's one of those guys that cooks, he cooks for you noodles garnished with eggs and chicken, and if you are like me, you want a big bottle of Pepsi.
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Then he plays a movie. He will never play you an action movie like 24 or Avengers. He plays a romantic movie. Fifty Shades of Grey is perfect.
His mind ain't there. He's watching you. And you, in all your mumuness, you are giggling and awwwing. He's listening.
When it's a kissing scene, he looks at you and smiles, he's watching your body movement. He's seeing that you are enjoying the kissing scene.
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By now, you must have awwwwed and made a comment on the scene. He moves closer and touches your hair.
You giggle and say nothing.
Maybe if you had rebuked him, he would stay on his lane but you didn't. Ok! You gave him the #Yellow light.
Another sexual scene, and you are rubbing your hands or maybe closing your legs or moving your toes. He sees all this and then proceeds to a kiss on the lips.
Most guys might just hold your hands and then plant a kiss on your hand. Your reaction to that kiss will always determine the next move.
You didn't shout, you laid, no, scrap that, you sat there.
Then from a kiss on the lips to your neck and then he's going to your thighs. His finger tips walking/working slowing on it.
You are enjoying this.
Something in you wants to tell him to stop but the power of #konji can't let you say NO. Because you have been #konjified.
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When you try to say #no, it comes out #nooooooo_ahhhh.
He moves to your breasts and cups it. You #ahhhhh and then he unbuttons your shirt, ok. You are wearing a top, he slides his hand from your tummy area and cups it, you still let out a sound #ahh.
If he's an expert at bra handles, he uses just one hand to take off the hook, and his lips(tongue) on your nipples and you die.
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This time, your legs are open and the RED SEA is parted like Moses did to the famous red sea in the bible.
This time, you are taking his fingers to the red sea.
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For the strong girls, you are saying No, No, if you are really strong enough. This time you have stood up, even when your konji is highly concentrated like #acid, you jump off and your sanity is back. And if he's a good guy, he lets you be and not force his way.
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But for the weak ones, will allow it open, by taking off their clothes and helping the guy with his belt and even holding it for the guy to locate the right hole
#hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
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You are shouting, and your breathing pace has increased by 20. #uhh #ohh #ahh #yeee #mo_gbeeee #baba_mmmiii_ooo
(You know how you sound na ) and in minutes you 2 are lying down and breathing heavily from exhaustion.
(Pls note that, this picture I created now can also happen at your boyfriend's house, it's not a must it happens at a friend's house)
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PAUSE: let us rewind back.
You know that part you are taking off his shirt? And he's taking off yours? The thing you should be looking for is #condoms. Yes, ask for it. HIV no dey show for face. Gonorrhoea no dey show for face, Herpes no dey show for face. Apart from STDs, you don't want to get pregnant when you ain't ready, you know?
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FAST FORWARD:
After everything, if you used protection, good-perfect. If you didn't because you got carried away, pls stop by at the nearest pharmacy and get contraceptives. Don't be shy, walk in with your head held up high and get pills.
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Don't wait till next month when you expect to see the #RED_FLAG and it's late and not forth coming and what do you do? Cry foul and blame the guy for getting you pregnant.
#sighs
To avoid getting to that stage, do the right thing.
In my opinion, taking contraceptives to prevent pregnancy is better than abortion. .
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And when abortion crosses your mind, it's never okay to blame the man. As a woman, it's in your power to avoid this. It's your body and your womb we are talking about. To avoid stories that touch the heart and tickle the bombom. Protect yourself.
.
.
.
You have a boyfriend but still go over to another man's house. Yes, you don't expect sex but you shaved your pubic hairs.
He welcomes you, offers you seat, then beverages or if he's one of those guys that cooks, he cooks for you noodles garnished with eggs and chicken, and if you are like me, you want a big bottle of Pepsi.
.
.
Then he plays a movie. He will never play you an action movie like 24 or Avengers. He plays a romantic movie. Fifty Shades of Grey is perfect.
When it's a kissing scene, he looks at you and smiles, he's watching your body movement. He's seeing that you are enjoying the kissing scene.
.
.
By now, you must have awwwwed and made a comment on the scene. He moves closer and touches your hair.
You giggle and say nothing.
Maybe if you had rebuked him, he would stay on his lane but you didn't. Ok! You gave him the #Yellow light.
Another sexual scene, and you are rubbing your hands or maybe closing your legs or moving your toes. He sees all this and then proceeds to a kiss on the lips.
Most guys might just hold your hands and then plant a kiss on your hand. Your reaction to that kiss will always determine the next move.
You didn't shout, you laid, no, scrap that, you sat there.
Then from a kiss on the lips to your neck and then he's going to your thighs. His finger tips walking/working slowing on it.
You are enjoying this.
Something in you wants to tell him to stop but the power of #konji can't let you say NO. Because you have been #konjified.
.
.
He moves to your breasts and cups it. You #ahhhhh and then he unbuttons your shirt, ok. You are wearing a top, he slides his hand from your tummy area and cups it, you still let out a sound #ahh.
If he's an expert at bra handles, he uses just one hand to take off the hook, and his lips(tongue) on your nipples and you die.
.
.
This time, your legs are open and the RED SEA is parted like Moses did to the famous red sea in the bible.
This time, you are taking his fingers to the red sea.
.
.
For the strong girls, you are saying No, No, if you are really strong enough. This time you have stood up, even when your konji is highly concentrated like #acid, you jump off and your sanity is back. And if he's a good guy, he lets you be and not force his way.
.
.
But for the weak ones, will allow it open, by taking off their clothes and helping the guy with his belt and even holding it for the guy to locate the right hole
#hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
.
.
You are shouting, and your breathing pace has increased by 20. #uhh #ohh #ahh #yeee #mo_gbeeee #baba_mmmiii_ooo
(You know how you sound na ) and in minutes you 2 are lying down and breathing heavily from exhaustion.
(Pls note that, this picture I created now can also happen at your boyfriend's house, it's not a must it happens at a friend's house)
.
.
PAUSE: let us rewind back.
You know that part you are taking off his shirt? And he's taking off yours? The thing you should be looking for is #condoms. Yes, ask for it. HIV no dey show for face. Gonorrhoea no dey show for face, Herpes no dey show for face. Apart from STDs, you don't want to get pregnant when you ain't ready, you know?
.
.
FAST FORWARD:
After everything, if you used protection, good-perfect. If you didn't because you got carried away, pls stop by at the nearest pharmacy and get contraceptives. Don't be shy, walk in with your head held up high and get pills.
.
.
Don't wait till next month when you expect to see the #RED_FLAG and it's late and not forth coming and what do you do? Cry foul and blame the guy for getting you pregnant.
#sighs
To avoid getting to that stage, do the right thing.
In my opinion, taking contraceptives to prevent pregnancy is better than abortion. .
.
.
And when abortion crosses your mind, it's never okay to blame the man. As a woman, it's in your power to avoid this. It's your body and your womb we are talking about. To avoid stories that touch the heart and tickle the bombom. Protect yourself.
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