Davetula Konsult

BROS ZONING . . Lots of guys think that being put in the friend zone means the girl don't like them.. That's is very wrong.... Girl’s don’t keep guys around if they don’t like them. . We Ladies are not that nice and we don’t have that much free time. If a girl was to put you into the “bros” zone, they probably like you a lot. . I have LOTS of male friends..... Maybe because I feel more comfortable talking to the opposite gender..... i always do my best to keep and make sure they remain in the “Bros” Zone . Guys who are super cool, funny, nice and not too bad looking. . One was my first real crush. When I finally got the courage to befriend him and got to know him, I knew I had to keep him. I didn’t want to lose him and life is really too long to spend without friends. . So, I decided that we should stay friends, a very difficult decision.. . Now, I have a confidant, a twin, a friend and everything I could ever ask of in this one person who has come to sta...

When I first met my husband, it was in a library. We talked briefly and we became close. I have had past relationships in my life so I was careful as possible. I realised that he had no past relationship. He was a typical virgin and was new and I was his first girlfriend. So I felt comfortable with him. He was so kind and loving so I agreed to marry him. . Now it has gotten worse. Everytime he does anything I want without asking questions. At first I enjoyed it but now I'm starting to worry about him as it's getting out of hand. He does not display any act of manliness in the house. He behaves like my puppet or my foot stool.  The other day he was watching the soccer game and I just jokingly mentioned how boring it was and I would prefer the faith channel. He changed the channel to the faith channel just like that. Even at work he would be calling me and texting me I am even scared he would loose his job if his employer finds out. . I have no time for myself.. he is al...

I was born in 1971, at the end of the war. My family was overwhelmed with joy after my birth. I had come out a whopping eleven pounds and as a result was nicknamed “double man” by my mother’s only brother. I was born in an oba ji (something similar to a manger), where farm produce was stored for the next planting season, and was later taken to Aba General Hospital in order to get my birth registered. I was the first son of Monday and Grace, the first grandson of Eunice Ewurum, and the second grandson of Nwanyi Burunnu.           Unbelievable as it might sound, I was fully conscious of my environment as soon as I was born, a gift that I will try to explain later. Fortunately—or unfortunately, depending on who you ask—I remember things that happened right from my birth. No one could tell that I had this ability and it was a particularly difficult situation for me. There I was, a baby with the ability to understand all that was happening a...

As we reach the crucial milestone of the first 100 days of the Buhari presidency, many would argue that his administration has not approached this critical period in the typical way they are accustomed to. Some people have accused the president of being “slow,” while his defenders would argue he is being “methodical.” At the heart of the argument of the former is the fact that the president has not only delayed in forming a cabinet, he has not laid out any clear policy direction for his government and the country. Perhaps 100 days is too short to assess a government that has a four-year mandate, but we believe it is enough time for any government to provide the policy foundation on which governance will be based. One of the expectations of Nigerians in the first 100 days of this government was the formation of a formidable cabinet to help the president steer the ship of state. That hasn’t happened. While the delay to some has been justified as there seems to be a systematic deconst...

Dear Ladies, . Date guys... Date... Date, so you can see the difference between a guy and the other. . Date, so you can see that there are boyfriends who would slap your face if you talk rubbish in their presence.. And there are boyfriends who would advise and pet you in the midst of your stupidity. . Date so that when you get married to a good man, you won't call him weak... Rather, you would appreciate his rare love and care. . Date to see that there are actually guys who take you women as properties and not human beings... This way, You would appreciate the guy who would oblige you when you ask for a change of tv channel when he is watching his favourite team play... . Date bad bullying guys so that you can appreciate good guys. Run things with a guy who would sleep with you today, and tomorrow when you call him on phone, he 'll busy your call. And when he finally picks your calls after 21 missed calls, He ll ask you "Who is this, please" . The...

NCONCLUSIVE The first thing that caught my eye was the fact that Prince Abubakar Audu had an EFCC case from 2003 still hanging over his head. It reminded me of a discussion I had once with a possible PhD supervisor about the concept of Rule of Law. I told him, it does not exist in Nigeria. What we have is the boundary between the sea and the shoreline, not exactly defined, is it? So, if you steal will you be caught? I don’t know. If you are caught will you be charged? I don’t know. If you are charged will your trial commence? I don’t know. If your trial commences will it end? I don’t know. If it ends will the judge deliver judgment? I don’t know. If he delivers judgment will you be sentenced? I don’t know. If you are sentenced will you serve it? I don’t know. This is the main reason why interest rates are so high. I’m not lying. The CBN has spent the last few weeks flushing the banks with cash, crashing inter-bank lending rates to record lows, but the banks will not lend into an e...

To all the girls "forming my fiancee is in the UK" to Nigerian guys.. kindly check the pictures of the 500 Nigerians deported from Britain... . Best of luck! ******************************** LWKM.... Different versions, shades and colours of jokes surround this deportation saga. But meehhnn, This seems to be the Gbaskiest. Lol . Guys, How many babes have ever told you they have a bae outside Naija... Lol The truth be say; Some of them would meet these guys via the internet... Date them via the internet for some years... And end up breaking up with them via same internet WITHOUT MEETING THEM, hehe . At this juncture, Let us allow our ladies to check the pictures of the 500 deportees. Lolzz

J uliet Sylver  WROTE: . I would get married if I found a man Who had 15million dollars, Who would sign over half to me And guarantee that he'll be dead within a year. . Ladies..don't be ashamed of setting your goals straight! its called  ‪#‎ knowing_what_yo‬ u_want!!! Have a great wednesday. ***************************** Chai.... I'm in love with this babe. . Infact, My wish is to get married to her favourite sister whom she loves so much... Whom she go like give at least 1million dollars out of the love wey she get for her. . Its called  ‪#‎ knowing_what_you_want‬  too na, hehe . The kingdom of God suffereth violence, And the violent taketh it with smartness and street credibility. . Them Dey Sleep On Top Bike? Hehe

Guys that marry non-virgin ladies without test riding them... . And women that marry guys that are used to beating them up... . I can't say which of them is more foolish. . Dear ladies, If your current boyfriend has ever beaten you, And you re still trying to make him marry you, NA DEATH DEY CALL YOU SO. . Una see that woman wey her darling husband use plier re-design her ear abi? Ok na... . Guys that beat women don't deserve to marry... Ever !!! . I know that there are women that try to beat men too... There are also ones with venom mouths... Very insultive women. Those Ones? They can turn a good man into a boxer in his marital home. . May God save us from devils in human form. SMH

A preacher was driving home one night with his wife and two daughters in the car. It was raining and dark and because of the intensity of the rain he could hardly see past his headlights. On the way he had to drive over a huge bridge. There were signs posted all alongthe bridge that said "DO NOT PICK HITCH-HIKERS." There was an institute for the criminally insane near the base of the bridge and sometimes people would escape from it and try to hitch a ride. On this particular night, as he turned his car on to the bridge, he had to drive exceptionally slow because he could hardly see the road. Somewhere near the top of the bridge a man suddenly appeared in the headlights. He was soaked, standing in the middle of the road with his shirt off frantically waving it over his head and screaming. This preacher's wife began to say, "Oh please don't stop, try to drive around him!" But the man was unavoidable and there was nowhere for the car to go to miss him. So he...