Society : Never Mess With A Lawyer!!!




A few days back, Abdul, a lawyer was travelling by train from Abuja to Kaduna. He's had a fantastic day at the Supreme Court. He was feeling on top of the world. It's good to be a lawyer and to practice law, he reasoned.
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When the train left the Idu Terminal, He was alone in the First Class Coach..
Sometime later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!
Abdul was pleasantly Happy
The lady kept smiling at him...
This made him even Happier
Then she went and sat next to him....
Abdul was bubbling with Joy
She then leaned towards him and whispered in his ear...
"Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me , else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me"
Abdul stared blankly at her
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He took out a piece of paper and a pen from his bag and wrote "I am sorry, I can not hear or speak. Please write on this paper whatever you want to say"
The lady wrote everything she said earlier and gave it to him!
Abdul took her note, folded it and kept it nicely in his pocket, got up and told her in clear tone:
"Now shout & scream all you want!!"
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Moral of the story :
"DON'T MESS WITH A LAWYER"
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