Society : For The Ladies

Do You Know What BODY COUNT is?



I will tell you.
Good Day, Greats...
You see..
Guys,,, yes,,, My fellow guys can be very funny atimes.
I mean, very funny.
When considering whether to marry a babe or not, they crazily go as far as asking her
"How many times has she had sex?"
Or
"How many guys have ever slept with her"
This is cwezy!
Before I continue, this is what is meant by BODY COUNT.
How many times you ve had sex
OR how many guys or girls have had sex with you.
Ok,
This is to the ladies.
When a guy, (oftentimes Your Fiancee) asks you that kinda question, believe me; YOU HAVE EVERY PERMISSION TO LIE.
Cos if you say the truth, you re damned and doomed.
A mature guy would never bother about that, so if ur bobo asks you such question, behold you have an immature fiancee.
Serious!
Why do I call him immature.
Simple, he has automatically set himself to judge you according to your answer.
Tell those kinda guys that you ve done 7 guys, and hear him scream as if he is a virgin.
Tell him 20, and see if he 'll pick your calls again.
Even if you claim its only 3 guys, he would still believe its too much.
Guys generally have trust issues when it concerns their women.
So, you would be compounding it if you tell him it's only 9 guys.
9 guys? Lol
When your guy asks you such question, make sure the count is not up to 3.
But if you don't wanna lie to him, ask him why he is asking such a sensitive question.
You can even use REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY by accusing him of not trusting you enough to ask you such judgemental question.
Ask him if he has been thinking that you were a slut.
You 'll see that he 'll apologise immediately and come back to his senses.
And to my dear guys,
How on earth would you go asking ur babe how many rods that have swam thru her honey pool,,, its not right.
Come to think of it;
Does it really matter?
As long as a lady loves you very much, you can always count of her faithfulness.
The number of guys that have done her is not, and should never be a factor to determine how much you would love and trust her.
Those were the pasts.
This is the present.
Forget it.
     
A guy just broke up with his girlfriend whom he had planned to marry, just because she gave him an honest answer to his STUPID question.
She told him that she has only had ELEVEN BOYFRIENDS ever since she popped her cherry during her secondary school days.
The stupid boy broke up with her, citing that eleven (11) was too much for him to get married to her.
Those kind of stupidity is legendary.
It deserves some salute. Smh

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