Society : New Charm in Town

THERE IS A NEW CHARM IN TOWN
Or is it really new?
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Well, I saw a man who was selling it today in Owerri.
Chai...
The man had a recorded advert blasting through the loud-speaker on his rickety Keke-Napep.
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I had to join some folks who had gathered around him to get details of his charms.
Nna meehhnn,,,
I didn't only catch fear... Fear catch me too.
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The highlight was one charm he was displaying to the ladies there.
According to him,
If they insert some fluid of the charm into their EHEM hours or minutes before they meet any guy or man,
That Very Man Would Never Find Another Woman's EHEM as sweet as he would find theirs'.
And that the man would always BEG FOR MORE.
He assured the ladies there that It Has No Side-Effects.
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Chai... At this point, I wished I could arrest him, but erm erm,, who wan arrest man wey dey sell charms..
Who knows another charm wey him get against attack?
Abeg ooO... hehe...
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Come to think of it,
Could this not be the charms that some of those ladies that have milked their Sugar-Daddies dry, use?
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Thank God that this charm would only catch men who dip their abunna into those babes' Ehem...
Again,
Thank God say na rich men only, be the targets of babes wey dey buy that kind charm.
Hustlers like us no get wahala... hehe
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On a serious note,
Married women should realise that most of their cheating husbands are not really cheating with Clear Eyes.
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Most of them are ashually under the "super-anointing" of this charm.
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Stop Laughing... This Is Not Funny !!! hehe

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