Society

Ok...
I went to a friend's house. Its like my second home, so I
was very much comfortable.
His girlfriend came in, we are not friends, we don't even
talk, but because he was there and we both wanted to give
him that respect like we do get along, we both said hi at
the same time...(But didn't look at each-other)
Deep down in our hearts, (especially mine, I dey vex say I
even open mouth)..
It was past 3pm. I was surfing the internet with my laptop,
and she's one of these Nollywood freaks. She was so
engrossed in the movie she was seeing and I was
engrossed in the internet but stylishly looking at her.
Well, my friend came in after taking his bath, with his
6packs and oooops, this girl(his girlfriend of course) was
looking at him, his chest, body and his down part..
I saw it, but (as no be my bf na, I no vex) ... If I wasn't in
the room, they would have done it.
Ok!
Lemme pause here...
If I were a guy, and I saw what just happened there, the
passion and heat, I would have excused myself or gave a
silly excuse, leave and come back like 30mins
Guys, right???
Well, that's why I'm not a guy...
I sat down, I even fixed my earpiece on but it wasn't
playing any song. They both laid on the bed, I was
supposed to sit on the floor or maybe the sofa, but I
didn't, no, I refused
I sat with them on the bed, the girl was konjified.
She wanted to die there,
She would turn round, stretch, look at me, giggle a little,
moan...
Still I sat put..
She even took off her clothes and was left with her bra and
pants .. (In her mind, she was giving me the greenlight to
leave, and in my mind, good thing I'm female, what you
have, I also have I thought, then I laughed loud)
She stayed that way till 6pm..
My bladder was full, I wanted to pee but I know, if I leave
the room, I won't enter till when they were done. So I
stayed put, I aint going no where I said.
My friend couldn't tell me to excuse them. If he did, I
would excuse them, but he respected me, so he couldn't.
By 7, it started raining heavily, they were
cold, I was cold too...
I squeezed myself. They hugged each other, and I knew if I
wasn't there... Hehehehehehehe! Perfecto! But sad thing, I
was.
The rain stopped by 9. And the girl's curfew was 9pm.
She's meant to be home by 9 or she will be grounded or
scolded or even called on phone.
I had no curfew.. I was ready to stay till 10.
When I saw that she was about leaving, that was the same
time I started packing my stuffs to head home.
We left together, not really together, my friend escorted us.

I succeeded!!!!!

Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!

Was I wicked?