Jokes

Courting with the help of the bible

*Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
*Girl: No. I don’t want a
boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God
said, ‘It is not good for the man
to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does
not love, does not know God,
because God is love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that
your words are true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the
mouth speaks what the heart is
full of."
*Girl: But how can I be sure that
you are faithful and honest?
*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and
earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
*Girl: But why me? There are so
many girls out there.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what do you see in me,
that makes you love me?
*Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether beautiful, my darling;
there is no flaw in you."
*Girl: But really,I’m not that
beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
*Girl: What will happen if I say
yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a
man leaves his father and mother
and is united to his wife,and they
become one flesh."
*Girl: How is it that you know so
many Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book
of the Law always on your lips;
meditate on it day and night, so
that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you
will be prosperous and successful.
"
*Girl: Wooow,I can see you really
love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see
that the Lord is good;blessed is
the one who takes refuge in Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm.Ok please just give
me some time to think about this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally,
brothers and sisters, whatever is
true, whatever is noble,whatever
is right,whatever is pure,whatever
is lovely,whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or
praiseworthy—think about such
things."*Girl:owwww I love you
already
*Boy:Revelations 22:21 Amen