Jokes: Akpos

Hello Africa,
We have some fresh jokes from Bros
Akpos.Enjoy them!!!
ONE
MAMA: How was your paper?..
AKPOS: Good, but I didn't know d past tense
ofthink. I thought and thought, then finally
wrote Thunk.
TWO
How do you recognize Akpos in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the
book when the teacher erases the board.”
THREE
TEACHER: If u have 10 chocolate
cakes&someone asks for 2, how many would
you have left?
AKPOS: 10, because I won’t give
–FOUR–
TEACHER:Class choose between money and
brain?
AKPOS: I’d go for the money!
TEACHER:I’d go for brain!
AKPOS:Well everybody goes for what he
doesn’t have!
–FIVE–
ALINCO: Akpos, i Just bought a new Samsung
Galaxy Tablet.
AKPOS: Sorry Bro. Get well soon.
–SIX–
CASHIER: This is the 5th same movie ticket
you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why please?
AKPOS: The Idiot at the entrance keeps
tearing it
–SEVEN–
TEACHER:All stupid people should stand up
AKPOSStands Up
TEACHER: SoAkposyou are stupid?
AKPOS: No Ma, I just can’t bear you standing
alone.
–EIGHT -
TONTO: But why is your password‘Samson ’?
AKPOS: Computer said my former password
wasn’t strong enough
–NINE–
TEACHER: Akpos, finish this sentence..‘Many
are called but………….?
AKPOS: But only few have credit to call back..
–TEN–
Akpos was walking in a bush and suddenly
saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down,
praying to GOD to deliver him. when he
opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling
also&praying,
Akpos asked the lion“Are u also a christian?”
The lion replied,“Shut up, don’t you pray b4
you eat?.
Akpos fainted!!!!
–ELEVEN–
From AKPOS To All My Single Ladies!!!
If You have been engaged to a guy for 3
years and no wedding is forthcoming. Please,
kindly remove the ring…Is your finger a key
holder?
–TWELVE–
A Lady asked her boyfriend, Akpos”How
much do you love me ?
AKPOS: I love you so much, can’t measure…….
Girl : No just tell me….
AKPOS: Okay I am like a phone and you are
my Sim card, there’s no me without you……
Girl : aaaaaawww that is so romantic…….
(Akpos says 2 himself) See this joker !!! I’m a
china phone with 3 sims.
–THIRTEEN–
Teacher fell Asleep in Class and Akpos walked
up to him,
AKPOS: “Teacher are you sleeping in Class ?”
TEACHER: “No I am not Sleeping in Class.
AKPOS: “What were you doing Sir ?
TEACHER: I was talking to God.”
The next day Akpos fell Asleep in class and
the same teacher walks up to him
TEACHER : “Akpos, You are sleeping in my
Class.”
AKPOS: “No not me Sir, I am not Sleeping.”
ANGRY TEACHER: “What were you doing. ??”
AKPOS: “I was talking to God.”
ANGRY TEACHER: “What did he Say ??”
AKPOS: “God said he never spoke to you
yesterday.
–FOURTEEN–
PHONE RINGS!!
CHICHI: hello
AKPOS: my love how are you doing?
CHICHI: am fine.
AKPOS:will you be less busy by weekend to
come to my house?
CHICHI:am sorry love I can’t make it because I
will be attending my aunty’s wedding and the
next day is de thanks giving
in church,am so occupied.
AKPOS:i wanted to take you out for shopping
to surprise you with blackberrytorch and the
brazilian hair u’ve been asking for.
CHICHI:i will be coming and i may even spend
a weekend if u want my love.
AKPOS:what about the wedding?
CHICHI:which wedding? I was just joking.
AKPOS: me too love!
Lolzz one word for akpos?.